Just spotted: Joey Essex with a suspicious looking bandage over his nose

A short while ago we spotted TOWIE star Joey Essex walking out of a London lab with a suspicious looking bandage covering his nose.

Now at first we gasped, crying ‘ No, surely Joey Essex hasn’t gone down the nose job route’ (tbh we wouldn’t be that surprised) but then we took a closer look and thought ‘Hmmm looks like Mr. Essex is up to something.’

And why did we think that? Well, we also caught the reality star sniffing melons (not Sam’s but real ones) and flowers (but not in a florist).

So we can only assume that Joey’s nose has become a valued commodity over night and is being used for some high-tech lab experiments. Standard.

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Watch Mishas B debut music video for Home Run

Woaa we’ve suddenly got that Friday feeling after watching X Factor star Mischa B’s debut music video for Home Run.

There’s dancing, sh*t loads of neon paint and a real dance hall feel, what more could you want?

Ten cans of hairspray, five red lipsticks and twenty tins of neon paints were used during the making of the video. She also has a pair of incredible eyelashes, which spell out Misha B. That girl has swag.

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Mark Wright speaks about his relationship with Chelsea Rashoff for the first time

We’ve only seen one episode of Mark Wright’s new TV show but we already know that he falls hook, line and sinker for a LA gal.

Yesterday the reality star arrived back in the UK after six weeks in the States having said goodbye to his new love, volleyball player Chelsea Rashoff.

A short while ago Mark appeared on This Morning to talk about his relationship with the sportswoman, as well as other things.

He said: 'It's a difficult one because she's got so many commitments out there, but we met, we had fun, but it was never meant to be like that,

'She's great, we got on so well. We started out as friends but then it developed into something else.

'She liked me for me because she didn't have a clue who I was.'

As well as talking about his show he also revealed that he has another presenting job in the pipeline (dear god) and our new favourite cougar, Melanie Sykes, will be his co-host. Fingers crossed for a fling, eh?

If you want more Mark Wright, watch this vid of him leaving the ITV studios.

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Video emerges of the bust up between Chris Brown & Drakes entourage...

No one’s 100% sure why the brawl began between Drake and Chris Brown’s entourage, but what we do know is that it was rather nasty and while Chris only walked away from it with a gash on his chin others caught in between were left in a far worse state.

A partygoer who found herself in the middle of the scuffle has subsequently released a picture of her nasty looking head injury while Brown’s bouncer was rushed to hospital with a particularly painful looking wound on his noggin.

Some fast thinking person who was in the venue at the time of the fight was clever enough to record the start of the fight. It’s quite difficult to see who’s who in video, or even what’s being said between the two parties however it’s clear to see that once it kicked off (after both parties were held off for a while by bouncers), it kicked off fiercely.

It was less like a VIP club and more like a school yard. A very violent school yard with sharp weapons hanging around.

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Tonight's Big Brother eviction: Arron vs. Chris, who will go?

Tonight sees the second eviction of the Big Brother house and it’s squeaky voiced bouncer Chris James up against model Arron Lowe.

Last week model/cougar/ animal activist Victoria Eisermann was the fist evictee after less than a week in the house.

Now we’ve had a bit more time to get to know the housemates and we have to say that, apart from Lydia, Arron and Chris are the most irritating.

When Chris found out he’d been nominated, he said: 'I’m f******... I knew it, I knew it. I'm against a male model. I'm gone already man.'

But Arron disagreed, saying to Chris: 'I think the public f****** love you.'

Well we’re not so sure about that, Chris is the bookies favourite to go but you never know.

Who do you want to see leave? We’d prefer the eye candy to stay personally.

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UPDATE: Nicole Scherzinger confirmed for X Factor role

In a highly original move that is set to surprise almost nobody, the producers of X Factor have decided to fill the show’s vacant fourth judge role with somebody who’s already been a guest judge on the show and has already been a full-time judge in the American version of the programme.

Sources have told one of the tabloids that the role - hitherto filled by guest judges - will be taken over permanently by Nicole Scherzinger, of former Pussycat Dolls and current Lewis Hamilton-other-half fame.

The unimaginative producers of X Factor had initially offered £500,000 to Nicole for job, but when she saw that negotiations with Dannii Minogue had reached the £1million mark (before she then pulled out) she put her foot down and shouted “More! More! More!” (well, probably anyway).

So after collectively emptying out their pockets and having a rummage around in ITV’s petty cash drawer they went back with a deal of £750,000 and Sherzy accepted and is now due to start the job on Monday.

“Nicole’s management have negotiated a good deal,” an excited sounding source told The Mirror. “It’s a great salary considering most of the auditions have already been done by special guests.”

Pah! We won’t even get out of bed if someone’s offering us less than £1mill… (who are we kidding; £5 and we’re anyone’s usually)

UPDATE: As suspected Nicole Scherzinger has confirmed she’s the new X Factor judge, in a statement she said: “I'm so excited to join the UK X Factor family. It's where I got my start, so it feels great to come full circle. I can't wait to see what talent the UK has to offer and to help inspire and bring out the best in these artists."

She also added that she’s excited about the extra money as she could do with having a new bathroom because the old one’s quite outdated (probably).

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Justin Bieber flashes his torso as he appears on the Today show

Oh look someone very cleverly managed to get a snap of Justin Bieber with his shirt half way off, stomach on display and belt undone. If we were a young female we’d be imagining a whole range of situations right now.

Sorry, moving on. The Biebs performed on the Today show earlier today in the US. Guests were treated to his back catalogue as well as his new tune Boyfriend.

He also brought out Big Sean to rap alongside him on As Long as You Love Me (yeah we’re not entirely sure who he is but we get the feeling he’s big in both senses of the word).

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