You’ve probably lost track of what’s gone on between Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid lately haven’t you?
Or, more to the point you’ve just stopped caring, right? We can relate to that.
So, we’ll be brief in our explanation about the latest turn of events in their love life. As we know, for some reason Chantelle Houghton left the home she shares with Alex recently and moved back into her old flat, which she confirmed in her column.
Since then the reality star said she was trying to sort things out between them and had only taken a “few days out” from him.
This week though Chants has apparently been pictured leaving her flat alone looking rather glum. For some reason Alex Reid has tried to deny that his fiancé is still living separately from him, saying:
'Just read more lies in the mail on line! @chantellehought is pictured coming out of r new joint home,not flat & they say she us living elsewhere. It is exactly this sort of journalism which is causing the stress & grief. I turned up at m home 2b greeted by 3paps who had made @chantellehought actually cry. Surely there had to be sum laws against th harassment?My poor girl wad even frightened 2 take the bin out.'
He than released an equally bizarre statement about an alleged source who's apparently been trying to sell a story about Chantelle's reason for leaving him. Purporting to be written by his “management” it read:
“Whoever created this story must be high on something themselves, and their PR for risking their professional reputation to release such nonsense. Alex and his management are utterly bemused by the shocking bad lies being rumoured about his private life and surprisingly can confirm they are untrue. “A reliable source” has apparently approached every newspaper and magazine with the “shockingly funny” story. Alex says”We have never laughed so much, we were in fits of laughter, it’s such a funny funny story, hilarious in fact! Hahahaha! We were rolling around the floor laughing hahaha! We would like to invite the “Reliable Source” to have drinks with us so he or she can tell us more of their funny funny hilarious stories, we will pay them to do a PA for us, brilliant stuff, next!!!!”
Yes that totally sounds like the sort of professional statement a management agency would release doesn’t it? Anyway, let’s ignore Alex’s sense of humour and talk about something that is genuinely funny – his new song. It made us laugh that’s for sure, have a listen to it HERE, if you haven’t already.
Sometimes we can’t believe this man has managed to procreate with someone.
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